My Horoscope Today

So today I checked my horoscope, first time in years. This is what it said

My horoscope for March 03

Capricorn
( Dec. 22-Jan. 19 )
"You don't have to be aggressive to get what you want. Don't let a personal relationship you have with someone interfere with what you need to do to get ahead. Children will be a source of inspiration."

Let’s break it down a bit; first it tells me that I don’t have to be aggressive. Well if it knew me at all, it would know that I have an aggressive attitude in general and if the stars are right then I was born with it and it is completely out of my control. So saying I don’t have to be aggressive is like saying I don’t have to breathe oxygen. If no one was aggressive in what they wanted we would all be just blobs on our couch’s hoping and praying that things would just magically appear for our taking. So we do need some aggression to get what we want in life.

Next it tells me that I should let personal relationships interfere with what I need to get done. I need to get a lot of things done, make dinner, clean the house, finish the cloths, and somewhere in there have a nap. I have to say I want a personal relationship to interfere with all the things I need to do except maybe the napping part; that I can’t allow anyone to interfere with on any level, personal or not. If someone wants to come over and do all these things for me, hey who am I to tell them no. I won’t interfere at all and they are more than welcomed to interfere if they feel the need.

The last part says children will be a source of inspiration. Who’s inspiration? Mine or theirs? If they mean my inspiration, well I have to agree that yes, my napping is due to the children’s inspiration, I need all the energy I can get to deal with them after school and until bed time. I agree whole heartedly on the last prediction. My children inspire me daily to store up my energy; they inspire me to take regular naps even when they are home. They wear me out, they make me feel like I should already be in an old folks home, they have sucked the life from my body and yet, I love them dearly. These children have inspired me to dream of ways to bottle their energy and use it for myself; so far all tests have failed miserable. Children have so much energy they could afford to lend some out to us older folks. Kids are inspirations to all this is true. We as parents are inspired to come up with new punishments cause they didn’t learn the last time, new foods cause they are picky eaters, new entertainment cause they get bored fast, new rules cause they can’t follow the last rule we made, new language cause they didn’t understand the last language we spoke to them and new reasons why we keep doing it. So yes kids are a source of inspiration but mine will not only inspire me today but everyday till they all grow up, move out and have families of their own. At that point I am hoping the napping will stop and I can enjoy a full day of being completely awake.
So don’t think of your child as life suckers, think of them as inspirations of your daily life. Without them we might just end up losing a lot of important needed sleep.
Who knows with all that sleep loss we might have ended up like Stephen Hawking or as Oprah Winfrey, One will never know.

Read your horoscope and see if it predicts your day ahead.







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